just a survey why not

If I were a fruit I'd be...
strawberry

If I were a color I'd be...
teal

If I were an animal I'd be...
cat

If I were a book I'd be...
a depressing one

If I were a clothing item I'd be...
the shirt mike wears

If I were a jewel I'd be...
moonstone

If I were an object I'd be...
marker

If I were a car I'd be...
broken down car rusting away

If I were an element I'd be...
water

If I were a tree I'd be...
ancient and old

If I were a drink I'd be...
hurricane

If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be...
cream leen

If I were a person I'd be...
a better person

If I were a planet I'd be...
pluto

If I were an insect I'd be...
beetle

If I were a public transport I'd be...
train

If I were a song I'd be...
"dreams in fiction" - orgy

If I were a movie I'd be...
what dreams may come

If I were a season I'd be...
winter

If I were a flower I'd be...
crushed one

If I were a career I'd be...
art

If I were a cartoon I'd be...
anime

If I were a place I'd be...
the ocean

If I were a gift I'd be...
the love that never ends for you

If I were a memory I'd be...
someone's love of their life

If I were a city I'd be...
ruins of rome

If I were a sense I'd be...
feel

If I were a game I'd be...
final fantasy

If I were a time of the day I'd be...
2am

If I were a body part I'd be...
heart

If I were a smell I'd be...
cookies baking

If I were a subject I'd be...
art

If I were a bird I'd be...
crow

If I were a month I'd be...
october

If I were a perfume I'd be...
versace "bright crystals"

If I were a gummy candy I'd be...
sour worms

If I were a toy I'd be...
the one you never let go of

If I were a textile I'd be...
silk

If I were a shape I'd be...
star

If I were an answer I'd be...
wrong

If I were a word I'd be...
endless

If I were an invention I'd be...
the lightbulb to light your way

If I were a phone call I'd be...
one for happiness